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¡°Do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?¡±
¡°Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year between this and mad cow?¡±
¡°And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?¡±
¡°That¡¯s interesting, but, what¡¯s the point?¡±
¡°The point is this£» if I¡¯m playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn¡¯t you go mad?¡±
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